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My mind wonders, & my heart is taken. But I know what's right for the one I love, & I will always love her.
04-13-13

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping


thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u


consume-obey-expire:

My past used to be cool..

consume-obey-expire:

My past used to be cool..


etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story


bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.


tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]


me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

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